so i'm just gonna leave my credit card in your mailbox so you can bail me outta jail.. deal?
stephanie tanner's voice is so fucking annoying. no wonder she resorted to crystal meth.
As long as there aren't any pictures of me humping the penguin, we are good,
dude you cant keep breaking into my house just to raid my fridge.. especially at 3AM.
youre not allowed to be friends with girls ive double teamed. period.
I just had a flashback of 4:30am: me hugging the toilet bowl and you handing me a jar of pickles to open. There is something seriously wrong with us.
Oh my God. He stopped counting at 22.. His senior year. I feel the STDs infecting my taint as we speak.
There is a large scratch and bruise about the size of a pizza bagel next to my vagina. Please text back if you know what happened.
Had sex with one of the guys from Ireland. Celebrating st pattys early.
Cool. I might be making a sickly but incredibly well dressed wine drunk appearance in a couple hours
How hard is it to grasp the concept of 'I lost an impromptu saber bout and so I have to make a macaroni map of Soviet Russi, including Kazicstan'!?
Just watched my first Christmas porn of the year. Def have the spirit now
We were sad, then we got horny, and then we needed some ranch
I only know one person in my class and that's my dealer.
Last night I had a dream that I changed my last name to Vodka. what does that say about my life?
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