you drew a penis with ranch dressing. tried to take a picture of it and dropped your phone in it. Then made moaning sounds while you licked it off.
Don't let the fact that shes seen my penis discourage you
I had to throw a towel over the bottles cuz it hurts to look at them
I just closed two deals on my laptop from my bathroom while smoking a bowl, like a bawssss. Working from home is my favorite.
You should come by for the fire station blow job tour
The school security guard knows my name.... I think I'm missing some memories...
If I could sit on this toilet forever I would totally do that right now
Well get back to your date and give him the ceremonial 1am handy and text me when your done.
Dislocated my knee during sex, popped it back in and kept going. Then got simpathy chipotle out of it too.
doing squats while I brush my teeth.. gotta keep the booty in check
He can't just hit it and quit it and then eat your pop tarts on his way out.
I should not be allowed to be in possession of a fifth and a phone at the same time.
It's my birthday, dammit, and I'm getting something for free. I don't care if it's just a drink at the bar.
YOU CAN GET THIS DICK FOR FREE
If that guy asks u bout me, I said my name is Jenelle, from CT, I'm a cat behiavor consultant and I'm 29. Back my story up
Wearing panties to a party gives you a whole new perspective on life.
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