Are you seriously picking mariokart over a blowjob? nott to sound like a bitch but seriously?
She is the perfect woman. She cooks, gives good head and doesn't care that I have a small penis.
You were rubbing your foot on one of your legs and kept saying, "My sock feels like a waterslide!"
he said he wants to do me james and the giant peach style. im afraid of what that means. but moderately excited. wish me luck.
the cops who came hadnt heard yet. when we told them they sang the star spangled banner with us
Just saw the stripper pole on the road that we threw out of the party bus last night
When you hit the 45 minute mark of any argument about The Flintstones, you have to realize: it's no longer you arguing, it's the cocaine arguing.
He ran into the room yelling "attack! Attack!", jumped on top of me on the air mattress, popped the air mattress, and then we had victory sex, because he was proud of popping it.
You guys bombarded us in the bathroom and that kid whipped his dick out and peed in the sink.
gona look into getting a tetanus booster and carrying an adrenaline shot...its going off this weekend
TACOBELL COOL RANCH TACOS MARCH 7TH. I think realistically that will be more like valentines day for us. Bc nothing says romance like tacobell.
The party was Hollywood themed and I won an oscar for "finest ass in a leading role"
you left your anal beads in the dishwasher
The last thing I need is a possessed urethra.
true. but still. you know how big of a sucker i am for a penis and a pretty face.
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