so that wasnt chicken after all
guess who just spent driver's ed figuring out how to draw a guy giving head
Yeah! I got cockblocked by the blizzard last night. Lost girl on way to my apartment. Not a joke
OH GOD PAJAMAS ARE SUCH A HARD CONCEPT RIGHT NOW
It was one of those "I have no idea if this will ever happen again so I can't say no" opprotunities. Part of me was like, "You slut" and the bigger part was screaming, "Hell yeah"
So his "youporn" cam totally caught me stealing quesadilla leftovers.
I started singing the national anthem on a train in London. Happy 4th of July assholes
it was really awkward meeting your mom for the first time while i was still wearing the condom we were using.
I was having the most awesome dream about onion rings and you hit me and told me to stop touching you...WTF?
You sternly pointed at him and declared that you would ride his cock until the early dawn.
Then, you ate a turkey sub, went into his room
I told the DJ last night to play Third Eye Blind before 1:45 and just pointed at him as I walked away. He didn't do it and at 1:45 I just walked out pointing at him, without my friends
True love: he brought me a margarita while I was n the shower. He's a keeper.
Well, it's a fine line between people-watching and boob-staring. It's a gray area. But we're in Paris. Let's leave it at that.
Netflix keeps asking me if I'm still watching just because I've been sitting here all afternoon...why do I feel like my tv is judging my life choices?
He answered the door stark naked. When I called him on it he shrugged and said 'casual Friday ' Some boys can't be trusted to work from home.
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