Question. A woman tells her guy she's on birth control. Stops taking it to have a kid to force the guy to be responsible and with her. What rights does that guy have
None he's f-d
I'm holding in my pee so that I can hear "Cowboy" in its entirety on the radio
Please don't tell anyone I peed on your wall.
nothing this campus sells is worth it. not even sex.
it wasn't THAT bad but he definitely called his dick an asshole and said sorry to my vagina
i'm pretty sure they aren't charging me for that window i broke with a turkey sandwich while i was hammered.
I vaguely remember walking down the highstreet with a plate of K offering lines to passers buy. I sold a line to a taxi driver.
I will start puting down the plastic for the vom in our love chamber. If you want to be something or someone else for the night feel free. The theme is shit show.
I'm there.
He gave me a hug and said "He doesn't deserve you, Anna. Your boobs are great, and I'd fuck you anytime. Any. Place." I need a new 'gay' friend.
Even though we had just had to physically take her off of someones lawn she was peeing on when they came outside, she still insisted on walking unassisted the rest of the way home. It was dignity meets shit show.
Dude, they're still mid-coitus. Pretty sure running in to high five my roommate mid-thrust is a mood-breaker.
I'm worried my skin won't stretch enough to handle this boner. Then what?
Oh. My. God. Dad smoked a bowl. He's been playing cards...I just told a story and when I was done, he got really close to my face and very seriously asked me if he had cheese in his beard. I'm about to die.
At some point during thanksgiving the image of me pooping on ur moms chest will come to you. Your welcome!
Building a door into the garage so when I bring girls home my mom doesn't wake up.
Pathetic yet considerate
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