is it bad if I use the term bowl as a measurement of time, as in how long it takes to smoke a bowl?
i felt obligated to tell him happy birthday since we trashed his house and i fucked his friend in his basement
Robbie told me you spent 10 mins discussing the curl in his hair and that you said "with that curl in your hair, you'll go far"
You were spitting chewed up pretzle into my hands telling me to hold it for you.
this kid woke up on our hotel floor and doesnt know how he got here
on my way back.. me and that kid will be great friends
He yelled "juice on the loose", yes i am sure i need plan b
There are pictures of you on the shoulders of some old guy dressed as borat
The cabbie told me fat girls shouldn't wear tight clothes, and that he feels bad for the guys that have to be underneath them, especially because their positions are "very limited" and proceeded to ask me if I had a trash can and if I could throw something away for him. Don't worry though, he promised it wasn't anything "bad". He then handed me a tied up grocery bag with a bunch of wadded up Kleenex that weighed about 3 pounds. To answer your question, yes I made it home. Fml
It was fine until he came back to my place, grabbed a beer, HIGH-FIVED me, and left.
Did I run away from you last night?
Yeah it was a great moment for our friendship
I just woke up in my locked bathroom. It's 5 PM. What happened?
After my lunch today, I've got $10 till Sunday night. I am losing at life.
Her son walked in on us and asked if he could "wrestle too."
How are you supposed to wish the guy you send nudes to good luck for the first day of his new job??
Can you recommend a quality dick? I haven’t had a good sexing in a while
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