i don't plan on having that self control this summer
I just saw how many times I called you last night. You're welcome.
he said "you're pretty" then i made out with him. thats all it took
Did you really end last night's sexting with "Stay thirsty my friend"?
He's trying to get everyone in the bathtub for a team meeting about how we're gonna find his car. Which is parked outside. Think we should cut him off?
Her thighs are so strong. I thought my head was gonna get crushed when I was eating her out
we spent fifteen minutes trying to convince you that you weren't locked inside of your car
You better wipe the dick of your lips before you come smoke this blunt.
She sucked my dick and I swear I almost had to send a search party into her mouth to find it. IT WAS THAT AMAZING.
I feel like my body was put in a dryer with rocks set on permanent press.
She told me her last name, which as you know is my #1 turn-off.
he's dressing as a chick for halloween. of course i'm gonna make him get his legs professionally waxed. how is this even a question?
That hot guy just got to class and he's eating a bagel sandwich. I dunno which I'm more attracted to
Drunk you decided to patrol campus as the Arrow and tell random bystanders "YOU HAVE FAILED THIS CAMPUS." Campus P.D. did not join your crusade.
That explains the nerd bow & arrow...
You know when you're a kid and you play at the pool until you passed out? It was like that except instead of playing it was sex.
Randomize
