Wow, t9 really hates the phrase "slap her in her sanctimonious pie-hole."
His idea of a romantic evening was shotgunning Keystones. What a keeper.
I can't wait to see her breast feed this thing
I woke on the floor next to a big TV. Apparently I traded my bed for a 52 inch samsung and a box of pop tarts.
I just ate four packages of Swiss Rolls. Being high and on food stamps is AHmazing.
He's basically wearing those Nike boner sweatpants. It's hard not to jump him. How has your day been?
I think, at this point, getting pissed and declaring my love via reality TV would be an improvement
ALWAYS CAPS LOCK. IS THERE EVER A SITUATION THAT DOES NOT CALL FOR CAPS LOCK? NO.
Sexting? Sexting in caps lock seems rather unnerving.
I WANT YOUR BODY AND I WANT IT NOW.
I rest my case.
Spent fifteen minutes in the car thinking i was psychic before i realized the cd was not on shuffle
I woke up naked on my couch playing a video game I thought I had dreamed about... oh yeah, and someone cut my hair.
What the hell do you have that is more important than a GIANT WATER SLIDE?
I did cocaine off my boobs last night. Then I wrote two essays and went on a run. Go me
So it turns out strippers do encores if enough people yell. Encore song: Self Esteem.
How much of a thot would I be if I put this pic up? On a scale of thot-ish to Queen of Thotlandia
I'm too pretty to be this sexually frustrated.
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