Kroger has a sale on economy packs of some ridic brand of condom with a smiley devil heart on it $4.99 for 24
Sounds like a baby waitign to happen
Picture Ja Rule and 50 Cent having a sexy full grown love child son...He's on my bus right now, wearing an outside jacket with no shirt underneath. My fashion sense and libido are fighting it out.I'll keep you posted on who wins.
Every good night starts with white castle burgers and shots in the parking lot.
im having a hard time not telling ppl about ur bathroom story
She called me Jeff during sex, I just kept going like nothing happened. To think, if I was a woman that would be a problem.
Two questions: what are you doing RIGHT NOW? and do you know how to drive a golf cart?
I just called my mom 'Napoleon bronaparte'. I need to stop hanging out with you.
Me and this 7 year old almost finished a large pizza. And when I say me and this 7 year old I really mean me.
It's sitting in bleach right now. You will be the creepiest coolest dude in my book if you made a bracelet from my tooth.
guy next to me on the train just pulled out two bottles of gin and a block of cheddar. is slowly making his way through all of them.
Sorry, fell into some ass. Call you tomorrow.
I'm not gonna lie, my internet creeping skills scare me. I'm like Liam Neeson in Taken
I nicked my vulva while shaving and I'm about to go on a date where I will be having sex. Which bandaid: My Little Pony or princesses?
Wait are we really having an orgy on Tuesday?
i think you might have coined the term "slightly awkward pyromania"
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