This bar is like a mediocre whore house....but free
I HATE DRINKING WITH JUST GIRLS, ITS 1030 THEYRE ALL HAMMERED AND TALKING ABOUT HOW AWESOME THEIR SHOES ARE!!!!!!!
had a guy just try to take his underwear off in the middle of the bar w o taking his pants off. That kind of Sunday afternoon
The house is trashed, there is porn scattered everywhere like an easter egg hunt and the blow up doll is sleeping on the couch downstairs. someone covered her up.
I guess wearing a straight up bikini to class is an early indication that Thirsty Thursday has started.
He said I did a backflip off the thing on the doorframe and busted my ass. I'd give anything to remember
doing a walk of shame covered in blue food coloring is only embarrassing if you make it embarrassing...actually no its embarrassing on all accounts
It's just like riding a bike. Only it's a dude's face.
I tackled a mailbox like a linebacker. He almost broke his hip and his friend lit a bottle rocket off inside of the car. Yes it was a successful night.
Hey, I got 20% of the people home that I was responsible for. I can't be expected to do much more.
I suppose I should wish you a happy one year of bumping uglies
I finally got the glitter off in time to get to the party and bang the bday boy in the bathroom while his girlfriend was lighting the bday cake candles.
Apparently there's nothing on sonza for "giving a handjob while sunbathing"
I fucked in the bathroom while everyone listened and banged my dick against a table shouting "order in the court"
Well you’re enrolled in an Ivy League grad school and I’m currently at a 2 star holiday inn in rural PA so who is really thriving here
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