hey, what are you doing? my roommates are gone for the night... you should come over ;)
nah, i'm gonna grab some food
I figure if he loans me money i only owe him sex for the rest of the summer before i pay him back, right?
We basically counted to 3 and then dumped each other.
i think he just uses that whole "grew up in a castle" thing to get pussy
My boobs are too big for things to be going this downhill in my life.
I did the walk of shame to church this morning.
hooker boots and all?
Yep. People looked at me like I was the prodigal daughter returning home. Full of sins but welcome anyway.
and i do it all in one night. I'm like santa but a whore.
How long can I microwave pasta with a 20 percent alcohol content?
Shared a jello shot with her mom last night. then she tucked me in and took of my shoes for me
By the way anyone who is willing to be in the film while tripping gets free shrooms.
Can we discuss your tits for a sec? That melon patch sprung up over night
Next time, please cut me off before I'm at the point of pooping in the bathtub again
Clearly I'm trying to change the world one fuck at a time
you DO IT for the people
Drunk. Send nudes. Just curious.
How does it make you feel that I can't control my vagina around you?
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