We made it safely. Thanks for the call though.
Great. Don't do shady things like that ok?
But he was like 75 and lives right near mom and dad. Not a threat at all.
I think your x's eyes are broken his new girl is so hit
I'm going to rape someone's good day.
So for two years my friend Mark has been building a catapult in his basement. Yesterday he realized it's too big to get it out.
You need to give me a reason immediately why he is your friend.
I wiped a tear off her cheek with my boner. It cheered her up
All of my current injuries can be related back to sex.
She was sitting there stuffing her face rubbing my back with a dorito cheese filled hand while eating something else with the other hand as I was crying.
It's like I'm in a vicious cycle of noncommittal penis.
yeah, she started doing yoga and cocaine....looks good on her.
I have fiberglass splinters all over my hands and woke up with a sign that says PUMPKINS in my room.
Bisexual Viking-cowboy hybrid is at the bar again
Dibsssss
I just set my messenger to Away so I could run downstairs to masturbate. Working from home is the BEST
He got punched in the face last night? By who? I’ll invite him to our formal. Seriously.
It's has to do with my genitals. Don't ask.
It's official! Naked girl is back and making stir fry. Still not sure she realizes we can see her whole apartment from our balcony. Cheap beer and a show.
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