I'm having a debate with **** over whether or not he is gay... what's your verdict?
GAY or at the very least bisexual.
His "joking around" with all of his roommates is clearly as act. He needs to step back and reevaluate his sexual orientation.
Weird... you've rode him.
what if cement was really a rainbow color they just secretly paint it grey so as not to distract drivers
are you high?
He is going overseas for 8 months, not only was that blowjob a going away present, but i was supporting the troops
Have $25 to my name but it's $2 pitchers. I have no choice but to go.
I wonder what a non-hungover friday at work is like
First coke bust down the road. Spring is finally here.
Her bed is on wheels, so we woke up in the kitchen.
I think my sister is getting tired of me breaking into her house so I can sleep with random girls when shes not there
All I remember is having a LONG talk with a 23 year old mother with a 5 year old kid at a bar who told me "it's not that bad"
We got back from Mcdonalds and literally 5 minutes of being in your room, you wanted to go back because "We haven't been yet."
You just yell-acapella'd the theme to fresh prince of bel air to me while a different song is playing in the bar.
We can't go back there. Ever. No context required, just know it's true.
Please clarify that he is speaking of beer pong and not rough sex
I can't tell if my need for dick is more than my want to strangle him
If she didn't have scissors in her hand I would have motor boated the fuck out of her when she was done cutting my hair.
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