I think we need to take a brake
What upsets me the most about that is that you spelt it 'brake'
Nick just found a baggie of 3 year old shrooms in his desk drawer and downed it all with cheap white wine. I am not on vomit duty tonight.
I take back everything bad I said about that song party in the usa. There's just something about seeing a cross dresser lipsing it that makes a song sooo much better.
Where was your thought process?
Drowning in my hangover.
I'm sitting at home, day drinking, while watching crossroads with brittany spears. I'm not the person you should be asking for advice right now.
You told me to keep you from drinking, but we both know I'm not that kind of friend.
Because drinking and showering don't go hand in hand. There that's my PSA of the day.
We're gonna be late. Scott went too far predrinking amd tried pierce his own lip with a poptab. Save me a beer, i'm gonna need it.
BRING THE BAGELS
He called his dick "The Beast" and said he lived "The Beast Life". He was pretty but it was better if he didn't talk.
I slept on her porch...in her dads handcuffs
We got stoned and took selfies with the most perfect lawn
He also sent me nipple clamps because romance is NOT dead
So some guy thought I took second place in a male stripper competition
She's like a cask of Amontillado. Very tempting if I was drunk, but sober, I know I'll get fucked over in the end.
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