R and i have drinken 4 bottles od red wine. By ourselfs
Why. Ill be the rabbit if ull be the carrot.
My vagina is so ashamed right now. It won't even look at me.
I dinstinctly remember making out to "I believe I can fly" and waving my arms like a bird to the beat.
just stole 2 cases of forties from some freshman in the woods by pretending to be a cop. that ten dollar spotlight is really turning a profit
I have just two goals for this NYE. 1) get so drunk that every guy looks like Clive Owen 2) make out with as many Clive's as possible.
Have I told you recently that I love you, if for no other reason than you make my irresponsible substance abuse look tame by comparison?
I watched her follow him out of the bar, chase him around the corner and literally throat punch him. It was awesome.
I think my body is literally trying to get me to reproduce. "fuck someone! Anyone!" - my body
As a heterosexual male nursing student, the odds are ever in my favor. My first semester has basically been The Horny Games. I've killed almost all of the competitors at this point.
I m a li title tea p or short and sto u. T.... Here is my haaandley
C ANGT CATCH NE IM THE GIBNGER BREAS MAB
11/10 would buy him a McLobster
Yes dating, but it seems easier to just live in a perpetual state of Netflix, internet porn, and cheese.
Even my fuck buddy told me I needed a boyfriend. Fml.
It was just a hint of nipple. I kept it classy!
Do you even hear yourself?
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