if there is a rhyme for it it must be true
Is it wrong to scream your own name when about to bust?
i get tired of guys telling me there married or they have a girlfriend. they act like it concerns or matters to me
my entire walk over here no one looked in my eyes. Period Boobs are BAACKKK.
I wanna get FUCKED up and fail the piss test at my eval so they send me to detox and give me suboxone... Is that bad?
I just don't have the heart to tell my mom you peed in our washer machine last night.
Its mothers day and I have choke marks around my neck. Thanks for that.
Drunkenly auctioned off my bed for 3 tequila shots
yeah except there is a correlation between drinking moonshine and going blind, which kind of concerns me
Just pooped at the strip club. NOT NORMAL . I may be a little too comfortable here.
Just text the random number in my iphone notes that was entered at 1am. Should be interesting.
Well, I washed his beard with dish soap and then I fucked him three times.
Someone somewhere has a picture of me vomiting in a bus stop trash can while a drag queen held my hair for me.
Pride claims another victim
The notary thing was a good idea. I can charge $2 per signature. I'm currently being paid in beer.
How does one get out of sexting without being rude? I'm trying to watch Downtown Abbey
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