Goddamnit I hate your level headedness
Reasons why i shouldn't be drunk and upset: i'm going to a boy's
he came faster then a bring it on movie goes to dvd
There is nothing wrong with wanting a slide attached to your staircase
She sat on the stairs and yelled sex positions at us. I don't remember if we went along with it but judging by the beer and condoms I'm thinking yes.
She's drinking vodka out of a windex bottle. She is spraying it in her mouth and at strangers.
Dunno yet. Probably just gonna play the s.t.d. russian roulette game with random bartenders at the beach again. Same 'ol same 'ol
I was just informed that I have the perfect belly button for body shots... Best compliment ever.
what are you going as for halloween?
drunk, naked, & emotionally unstable
I found us a new booze connection and I'm writing college admissions essays. The future is bright.
You guys I wore sweatpants to work today because I simply forgot to put on real pants and I had a weed brownie and a juice box for breakfast. I am not ready for parenting.
I'm serious. I have boob tassles if this is an exchange thing.
he was Irish, I had to have sex with him.
I just made out with his twin, technically it's the same person..... Right?
Last night I made out with two lesbians while dancing with another girl. I'm pretty sure it wasn't even real life.
Randomize
