so are u like ashamed lol?
not really. i dont look at it as being homeless. im just going to pretend im on an extended camping trip
Leave it to him to get us kicked out of a bar for hitting on an 80 year old woman. I want to be that wasted one day.
You love him. Dinosaurs. Math. Sex.
Yeah got a self inflicted broken nose.
Why did you come into my room last night at 3am and pour monopoly money on me while you were crying?
THIS IS NO TIME FOR SHAME JOSH. JUST GOTTA GET IT IN. PURELY FOR LEVELING UP PURPOSES
"Friendship bread", "how to get period stains out of cement", and "elephant bereavement" are all in my recent google history. Whatever shit that was last night really did me in...
Just trying to get my dicks in a row.
It could happen. I haven't creeped the rest of the guest list yet.
Just creeped. Everyone is a passable 7. Orgy is a go!
Like, defending PBR and Bio Dome consumes a lot of my time.
It's funny when you can't take a fishing boat because you fucked the captains wife
It's 2016 and I'm somehow banging the milkman.
You gotta come over now. He is eating cupcakes while they are still in the foil.
yeah the cops just showed up and they got there ass handed to them at beer pong.
I feel asleep with my contacts in, with my arms wrapped around a bottle of vodka. Also... Do we have class today?
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