Why are you such a perv today?
This is a lot to handle
Oh shh
I'm kidding you prude take a joke
He just refered to Steak and Shake as "a good place for couples". I will definitely not be shacking tonight.
I fucked him in the bathroom at Cedar Point. if it hadn't been for me already combining my two favorite things in the world the whole bathroom thing would have been a little disgusting.
I'm never waking up next to someone after sex again. It's alllll downhill from there.
im in the library and there's this guy on a computer just staring at a google image of beer. finals week is rough.
Heres a quick tip! When getting black out head from your girlfriend dont come to and say "wait... wheres my girlfriend"
After sex he cried I didn't know what to do so I patted him on the back and went to the kitchen to make waffles
We just had an accidental Facebook titty pic scare.
I'll like his pictures on Instagram every once and a while so that when he sees my name he is reminded of the best blow job he's ever gotten.
I told him I wanted to fuck him and he hasn't texted me back in 4 days...am I missing something
Do we have to do this party tonight? I'm worried my bed will miss me...
Who the fuck is "nick from the beach last year"
No idea hahaha...why?
He just texted me.. Should I ask where I met him?
Dude I just clenched/unclenched my hindquarters while looking in the mirror I have fucking talent
Just got recognized as black out drunk girl. I'm never going to live that down, am I?
The highlight of my week is I found some hetero porn I didn't completely hate. Branching out.
Randomize
