I'm on that like soy sauce on rice
According to Glamour magazine, experiencing sexual pleasure helps you live longer. I am dying an early death.
It felt like his penis had an endoskeleton.
i just saw someone i know on True Life. i need new friends.
Got 6 blowjobs in one weekend... new personal best.
We had sex on my friends waterbed ..after that the whole school kept asking him if he had fun getting "sea-sick" last night.
I told him I don't date guys unless they play a musical instrument. So, he's here and he brought a kazoo.
Nm. Exausted and my teeth just fell out again
So I got hit in the face with a frying pan. So def wont be at work for first break if I'm there at all
Bad things happen to those who bang their lab partner at the beginning of the semester.
He probably tastes like german chocolate and coffee beans
Seriously though, my ovaries are trying to crawl out of my body and into his pants.
sober me is the one who makes bad decisions every boyfriend I've ever had I met sober
First things first, I always get more drunk than the birthday girl. Like, who's idea was it to sing karaoke? I killed it.
Idk I think he's weird but he's also from Wisconsin so that might have something to do with it.
I did not pay that kind of money so that It could be hidden. that bra needs to shine in glory so that it can be seen by the world.
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