Where are you???
With some dude on the way to his house to blaze
You went back to a stranger's house????
He isn't a stranger...he used to be on kids, inc.
I love LA.
I think youre just another guy trying to take advantage of a young naive innocent girl
you're not innocent... Once you have taken it in the turd cutter you can't label yourself innocent.
I make my boyfriend pay for half of my birth control. We call it his monthly rent.
Holy shit. Do you realize what this means? Officially all of my ex-bfs are either dead or gay
not exactly restoring sanity, but he is throwing up on the national mall right now
Dude this stripper just dry humped the settings off my phone. She earned that dollar
I thought she was being abused so tried to go in at the sympathy angle, but the bruises were from pole dancing. I went in at all angles.
No. I heard a cover of "my heart will go on". This is not sanity.
I told her the only thing I had going for me was my huge cock. She said she was willing to overlook my other shortcomings.
Your drunk naked friend is roaming the living room. Started roaming my room. Please come retrieve him
We have hung out 5 times and only had sex 3 of those times. I'd call that friendship
if it wasn’t 100% before, it is now that i will most definitely die a quesadilla related death
Well I'm back. Could you fill me in on what I missed?
You don't want to know. Trust me.
Listen, you can either give me drugs or an orgasm. You decide.
there is a naked boy in my bed & you just need to kick him out because i do NOT want to see him when i'm sober.
Randomize
