then she came back into the room with a neckbrace on. i thought she was getting ready for the pounding of a lifetime.
kill, fuck, marry: alice cullen, hermione granger, ginny weasley.
damn... fuck alice for sure, I feel bad but i think I have to say marry ginny... and kill hermoine! I can't believe I'm answering this right now.
Opportunity cost of getting to econ after a night on the town > marginal benefit of attending class
She tried to ditch the cab before she payed but she forgot to grab her shoes and wake me up
We just took turns doing keg stands. 27 is way too old for this. Out of 5 of us, our best time was 9 seconds.
besides i was ending his dry spell. it's written in the bible that jesus likes that right?
I hope I bought a crossbow. Also I need to not drink that much
If you want to borrow my flask for all future interviews as a good luck charm because your last one went so well with it in your suit pocket, just let me know
I'm at a bar. It's body paint Wednesday. All of the waitresses are topless. Help me
The plan is that you eat an edible first, then pressure your dad to do one. You know you are down.
We have your weave and dirt in our room.
I went to watch porn and there's already 3 Santa videos. Happy November 1st.
ARE YOU OKAY?
Physically? Yes. Morally? No.
Think of the things uve done in the past. And ask urself "have I done worse?" If u answer yes. Its perfectly ok.
Don't come in. My door to my bathroom won't close because of the table and I'm pooping
Classy
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