I can't breathe out the right side of my face
The bridesmaids just went smackdown on the floor, over the bouquet. I saw nipple. Best wedding ever
My history teacher just took his shirt off cuz the classroom was to hot. And then he invited us all to join him.
well now i know if i ever need to drive puke and talk on the phone at the same time i can
So we are lighting beer bottles on fire and breaking them in half to make glasses
That sounds dangerous
Don't worry......were wearing oven mits.
Just look for the house with the beer knights.
Let's just say trying to drink my weight in apple pie shots looked better in theory.
I want to get my vag crammed with complete loss of every bit of dignity I have left by this man from every angle on every flat surface that exists. That is all.
I literally put my pussy on his sideburns, it was awkward
There's a lil minaj in everyone
We'll wreck the fuck out of my furniture. How often does one really get the chance to fuck through a table with no negative consequences?
FYI, grandma is already drunk and using a bed sheet as a table cloth.
Dinner was cheetos vodka and whiskey. This is what happens when even your booty call breaks up with you.
I've had your balls on my face a bunch of times so the least you could do is buy a girl some dinner.
Do you think it would be weird to add her on Facebook?
You just commited a felony act together, I honestly think we're beyond this.
we've dated a week and made out twice. he is taking it slow. but his body is stupid sexy. just want him to stop respecting me and fuck me like a gutter slut. respect me later im not getting younger.
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