Oh. Thats cool. Im not dating anyone right now. Sean gave me chlamydia from some GUY he fooled around with. Im being abstinent.
good news. it is gonna rain tomorrow so now I don't have to pay to clean the puke off the side of your car.
i walked toward the cop car thinking it was the liquor store lights nd by that time it was too late to escape the trap
Her bed is on wheels, so we woke up in the kitchen.
Update: it wasn't just our driver. This ticket confirms that the Royal Oak PD also found our behavior on the party bus to be "Lewd and Indecent."
Goldenshlager is a hell of a drink. And these are the adventures ur missing out on w me. I gave someone a bath Emily. A BATH.
Awkward
Can't say I wouldn't let it happen again.
I'm sorry, you're actually right. Ostrich racing happens, and they're ridden like a horse. Bewildered and distraught.
I would like you to know I am eating your apology chocolate, which means i forgive you for puking everywhere before formal
Are there any plans to where i might need to be dressed semi-nicely or is it a "pants optional" weekend?
That's the kind of activity you can only get away with by wearing a lion codpiece
The saddest thing about graduating is that we won't have free access to STI screening anymore
Well his dad is my dentist so they've both been in my mouth.
The shitshow that was last night is the gift that just keeps on giving
I just bought sparkling water with plan B. I am the most basic bitch to ever exist.
I just remembered I casually gave you a tour of the house after we boned...lol
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