I ahte it when I peed a little on my shews. I got a litll bit on the automen in your room too.:/
Tracy!! I don't have an ottoman in my room.
Ohhh....do you have a dog shaped liek un automan?
That explains waking up with one hand in the toilet and the other in the trash can
It took my four years to get this degree, and 4 hours to lose it, My parents are not impressed.
I know it's not standard practice to meet the couple you donate to, but i'm curious as to what kind of people saw my picture and said, we want that girl's eggs
i just remember sitting on this bed, naked, STILL WITH A CONDOM ON, and suddenly these random girls were in the room shouting at me
Things I can say. There is a photo of me pouring whipped cream into a midgets mouth.
OH YEAH AND FORGOT TO THANK YOU FOR THE lack of WARNING THAT HE WASN'T CIRCUMSIZED.
I was ashamed to still be in my green tank this morning, but there's a guy here in full on bright green pants and a green blazer. He looks like the lucky charms guy stretched out at drunker than usual. Now, I fade into the background.
I think he is probably a psycho that will eventually murder me but i mean the sex last time was AWESOME.
I just spent 20 mins in the shower washing n rewashing my body to get rid of stripper. I even loofa'd my face.
I have a sixth sense for dads free balling in gym shorts
Sockward: that moment during sexytimes when you realize your socks are still on and you have no idea how to remove them in a non-awkward fashion.
Ps I think male models just broke down outside or maybe gay German sex travelers
I just want to have sex that doesn't end like a B-rated horror movie.
That was a beautiful concert to sleep through ...
I know - Don't let me take drugs from strangers anymore
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