You'd love this place it's beautiful. Plus these people smell like garlic
suntimes in life you find a rare opportunity, mine was bonin my gf in front of the tv
pretty sure mid blowjob I told him I needed to call you and ask you if this was whore-ish. He hid my phone from me.
I'm sorry but when I'm riding in the trunk on the way to mcdonalds at 6 am I just don't want to listen to reba macintire
well, I suppose if I had to pick a penis to represent the american public, yours would be it
I wish we were homeless so drinking on the streets was acceptable.
Get in the lobby, you have to sign my boxers
I need to shower, but I have no shower curtain... I think I can get by with a whore bath and a hat for one more day.
Couple of things: my nipples are blue and knowing that at some point I'm going to have to poop is incredibly terrifying
You screamed at oncoming traffic , "five dollars to punch this guy in taint!".
The only thing left on my Bucket List is getting fingered at an aquarium.
See and now you're talking. I am like the fairy godmother of hook ups.
leads to pukin, then cryin, then 24hr masturbatin binge, then cryin again and finally a combination of all 3
And then she grabbed my dick and started singing 'ring ring ring ring banana phone'
Can you cover for me after lunch? I’ve never seen a guy who cums as much as my new Side Dick so now I need to clean the house before my husband gets home
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