I'm not really sure actually. until I fell in love with a boy (which was just a few weeks ago) I thought my attraction to men was purely physical.
so you were gay...and then you realized you were EVEN MORE gay
one two three fourrrrnication!
My dad assaulted a TSA agent this morning. Shut down airport security. Don't tell me that your family is embarrassing.
Drunk in a canoe getting pulled by a lawn mower thinking of you
I should show up to the gym drunk more often. I felt like i really motivated all the fat people.
I have my ice chest next to my bed. Instead of breakfast in bed, its beers in bed. 10x better
I want a grilled cheese and an IV
Why is it that every study session with you turns into a hunt for drugs?
Just try not to burn your pubes off with sparklers this year.
No promises
So when this rash is gone wanna hang out?
Im so hungover I just threw up at the sight of a CARTOON CRABBY PATTY
He played Harry Potter Fan Fiction videos to get me in the mood. He might be the one.
Dude, my vagina feels like new again! I love antibiotics. How's your day?
Haha I wasn't coming anyway. I'm watching Snow White and don't want to put pants back on. Those are completely unrelated. Have a good night.
how the FUCK did i spend 25 dollars at 50 cent beer night?
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