She said as long as i don't wake her up she doesn't care what hole i use.
Got yourself a keeper right there.
Is it because I queefed?
Packing for the trip... do they take Visa in South Dakota?
How far into the semester do we have to be before it's ok to get drunk in between classes again?
I told him that he could only go home with me if he didn't talk or tell me his name
We tried to get a ride from the same firefigters that were turning off the fire alarm going off at our house.
I'm honestly too sad to drink and hang out with strippers. This breakup sucks.
he told her to call him "Frog Legs" and she still fucked him and not you.
I'm trying to find candidates for my winter break hook up. I'm going to hold auditions thanksgiving break.
After the Patriots lost I punched him in the face. But I still feel like that isn't a good reason to dump me.
Is it bad that i wanna bang this girl ONLY because she looks like my cousin?
is there a line between daddy kink and oedipus complex?
So apparently, after 11 beers, 2 pitchers of sangria and 3 rhum & cokes, the idea of popping a load of MD and jumping on the trampoline, in the woods, in my underwear was the best one ever.
I just smoked weed out of a tomahawk, then chased an armadillo with said tomahawk, I love my life.
I was supposed to see Marcus tonight and he cancelled. Listen, I shaved my butt hole. Somebody is getting this WAP 😂😂😂😂
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