haha it's okay then, bc he only killed a canadian, they're not real people
there's paper in my vomit.
He bought me flowers. The card with it said: Sorry I cant get you off. I will try harder.
I feel like someone had their period in my eyes.
I'm sorry I got a little outta control last night.
I dunno. Last time I went there I had got sexually propositioned by a Belgian prince.
We're discussing which museums we should go to when we shroom. How ill would Picasso be?
Have the decency to NOT HANG YOU'RE USED CONDOM ON THE FOOSEBALL HANDLES! Dickhead.
Dude that's beautiful. I've never heard of someone smoking with their bunny.
I feel like I have a connection with him. A marijuana-induced-spiritual connection.
New game I thought of while bored on the train. Anytime I get a text from an ex, I will randomly text a different ex. It's like a less charitable version of pay it forward.
I walked into Anna's room this morning and she was like teary eyed, with pizza sauce all over the place
We drunkenly built a couch fort and fucked in it. I've known her since preschool. This was every childhood fantasy mixed with adult dreams come true.
Life if anyone rolls up to my funeral with shitty weed get them out of there
You spent the whole night conversing with your zombie poster, so I'd say you were pretty far gone.
i was in class looking for a pencil and found a chicken strip in my back pack. i think i might have a problem.. sad thing is i ate it
I feel asleep with my contacts in, with my arms wrapped around a bottle of vodka. Also... Do we have class today?
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