I told u I don't really remember everything lol i pretty much remember not lasting as long as I norm and that I wore a condom, I hate condoms
I'm wearing a childsize birthday hat and a bib. I am the def of sex appeal rite now
it felt like a thousand fairies were licking my balls.
We had to coat check the pizza.
Learned a valuable life lesson last night. It's titled "Tequila: Still A Bad Idea".
We ended up sleeping in the emergency room for safety (you know, well lit, cameras..) and then an ambulance drove us to the train station around 4am. great last night in australia.
Lets go see if some hobos will give us a prostate massage for a 40 ounce.
I'm serious. My alarm label is "BAR TABS" as motivation for me to wake up in the morning and go to work.
he was inside of, then got up said "we don't want you having a baby," grabbed his car keys and left. so now i'm just sitting on his bed, wondering if he's coming back.
i sucked his cock and got snuggles in return. I'm the mother Theresa of giving in a relationship.
hes duct taped to the wall and we're throwing eggs at him. i love thirsty thursday.
PS: when I ask you if I look fat in a a dress DO NOT TAKE YOUR SWEET ASS GAY TIME to formulate an answer only to tell me in front of our family that perhaps I should buy Spanx. Do you WANT me to tell mom and dad you suck cock? Then be a good brother and have the common decency to LIEEEEEE!!!!
Amanda, I can 99.9% assure you i'm probably never going to bang your mom
I DON'T LIKE THAT SENTENCE
Were you citizens arresting people again last night?
I felt like I was selling my soul to satan but then I realized I already pawned it for drug money
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