is not sure whether or not everyone at the club last night calling me a-easy is a good thing?
Guess who is high enough to buy Jingle All The Way?
I mean. If you don't have time I understand, but my dick doesn't.
I only have two playlists on my iPod. One for when im getting drunk, one for when I'm getting high. Is this something to be worried about?
I'm coming over to use your dick. I need to take my aggression out on something. Hope that's cool.
her night didn't end so well, both of her boyfriends got arrested... together.
i find it unbelievable that you didn't think it was necessary to intervene when i started letting people autograph my body with spray tan.
its the kind of pain that only someone with a fucking elephant on their head would understand. I'm never drinking again.
On a scale of your daily life to smuggling crack into the DR, how illegal is it?
There's nothing worse than carrying your fairy crown and wings home wearing fishnets
Are sex swings allowed in dorms
I had her buy me a cock ring, so we might test that out. We are presently playing yahtzee.
Cock rings and yahtzee. Like peanut butter and jelly.
I need to get off of her emotional roller coaster. I've been on it for a fucking year and I've been throwing up the entire time.
I'm just blindly tossing my dick into whatever comes my way.
why is there a shopping cart in my back seat? and a dick drawn on the side of my car?
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