halloween costumes for girls are easy, slutty teacher, slutty cop, slutty nurse, etc...
exactly, that's why i want something interesting
slutty neuroscientist?
I just threw up a christmastime peep. I am literally already sick of the holidays.
On the one hand, she would be the biggest mistake of my year. On the other hand, she's here and drunk.
Annd you probably wouldn't of fallen down the stairs if you didn't insist on taking 'finale shots'
Watching the gap toothed girl get more ass than me is almost devastating.
On an unrelated note, i found out who duct taped shoelaces to my face
I decided tomorrow is going to be great day wether my period likes it or not
Did you see the video of me eating a marshmellow on fire?
You in for a dick vacation?
YES, even though I have no idea what that means
I just watched two grown men tickle-fight. Just glorious. No words.
I don't give a fuck that he's gay and keeps hitting on me. Free cocaine is free cocaine bro
He called yelling about whhhhhhiskey and enchiladas I heard sirens in the background last time I talked to him b
Do you ever get a cramp in like, ONE labia?
I almost rear ended this hot guy driving a Porsche Cayenne just so I could get his phone number
last night you made out with a 19 year old on a bar and i woke up with a swede in my bed. lets just say that never happened.
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