honestly, who buys weed with an unemployment check?
you.
oh yeah. preciate
there are singles shoved down my panties. this is the type of summer job i always wanted.
I feel like people whose favorite movie is Donnie Darko should not be allowed to talk. Ever.
yeah he didnt know till after their one year. You have no idea how bad i wanna say "dude i sucked on those boobs before you"
I wasn't on board with that statement until "home made dinosaurs"
but the good news is i woke up with 15 dollars in my pocket so i probably sold my phone instead of puking on it
a small fire erupted but we put it out with a can of beer so everything's fine
For future reference "bring our litter sisters on our date day" is not such a good idea
There's no way I'm ready for marriage. I have too many pics of other guys' junk on my phone for an eternal commitment right now.
Taking care of a girl who just peed on my floor so tonight is not a good night for sex
COME HERE AND I WILL SUCK YOUR COCK UNDER THE LIGHT OF THIS BEAUTIFUL ELECTRICITY
You seem to be avoiding the poop question. How did you poop on your hand?
So the door man at the local dispensary started giving me motivational talks about my beard...
If that guy asks u bout me, I said my name is Jenelle, from CT, I'm a cat behiavor consultant and I'm 29. Back my story up
I just put a pill up my vagina. It was little like a quail egg. There is so much happening up there right now.
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