yes, too bad my tears were being wiped away by tits in my face
ed mcmahon, farrah fawcett, and michael jackson all in one week. What next god, are you juts gonna take my penis too?
we talked about european history as he fucked me from behind in the shower... i think it was a success
SLUTTIEST. 4TH. EVER.
Saw on the news tonight that Hamilton county's syphilis rate is 9x the national average...use protection!
Thanks, mom.
You slow clapped the stripper last night.
She was humming during sex. After I asked her why, she said it was her sex theme music
Dude, I think shitting blood should be a cause for concern not celebration that you had a great night.
Finally buying a camera. Missed out on recording a 3way last night. Hindsight. Ugh.
I'm always drunk lately
Now I'm in a game of hide and seek in Sears
did i really sing to your nipples last night?
yes. and it was oddly very seductive
guys I just made $20 cause these random south african guys thought I wasn't wearing any underwear
Do you always skip to "Baby Got Back" when fat girls show up at the bar?
It's a good thing vaginas don't have taste buds
NO ITS THAT IM A SEXUAL DEVIANT AND CANT FILTER MYSELF
Randomize