Nice 2 c u showing ur bro some affection
Regardless of the degree, it's probably not good to relate so closely to the Steve-O documentary.
I am in the hospital with a broken wrist because a guy told me that if I punched him it "wouldn't hurt." it hurt. me. Thank you 11 jello shots.
I wish i could be on x for the rest of my life.
I have more bruises, scratches, and overall soreness from my birthday weekend than my car accident.
He was having Sex and you yelled 'hot and dangerous!" and he responded with "if you're one of us then roll with us!" when he went to he bathroom I saw her getting dressed, looking mortified.
Amanda bynes is my spirit animal
Seriously can I go through one convo where masturbating doesn't come up
Stop calling dibs on everything with a vagina you jackass.
That should be the title of my autobiography.
Nothing says summer like lemonaid, but nothing says fuck yeah summer like lemonaid and vodkavodka
Hooked up with a guy that looked like Dean Thomas. Mediocre at best, but I stopped myself from calling him Dean in bed. So I got that going for me.
Anyway, it's clearly a shapeshifting vagina/AT-AT, which I never said I was SEXUALLY attracted to. Just that I liked it.
I still don't understand if he's using me to write his resume or if we're dating
Thanks a lot dude. I'm grateful to you for your gift of pure piss.
I can’t believe the first text I’m sending you from this phone was about how I just got fingered in a smart car on tin can hill
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