Im starting to realize why people dont masturbate while driving
I told her at least we still had each other. That's when she started crying.
I just introduced him to multiple male orgasms. I love wine AND tequila
Ended the weekend putting away 30 nuggets. Training for 100.
I suppose drinking a cosmo at lunch alone can't look good but I mean... sometimes it's just necessary
Passed out in a rocking chair on her porch. Woke up to the tow truck taking away my car.
I ended up with a gash in my head from drunken dancing last night. I love life.
Just rinsed and put my styrofoam cup of noodles in the dishwasher. I need to be not hungover ASAP
What is soo wrong about a house of half-naked people hugging each other and laughing?
The pinata full of drugs?
Sex should not remind me of how baby birds get fed
Long story short I'm making an I'm sorry card for a girl I dont remember having sex with
we went to go get waffles and then i sucked his dick in a parking lot. average tuesday.
He smoked and I was tired so left before we did anything. I literally left him high and dry.
Wish me luck on my new penis adventure
My GF, FWB and Side piece are all booty calling me. I’m a victim of my sexual success
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