And people are going to start dressing like that in public, it's just ridiculous, the goths and now the GAGAs
Medical school killed my enjoyment of porn. Hard to keep a boner when you're diagnosing all the actor's STDs and skin disorders.
Is it bad that John just came to my work to have sex with me bc I felt bad that he slept on his porch last night locked out and I missed all his calls?
I'm eating cereal out of the pocket of my flannel right now
I'll call you tomorrow. I'm ok and back i love you goodnight.
I stole a bike. Here's a pic
It started out just like any other night: was watching a Zach Effron movie, drinking tequila out of a water bottle. I don't understand how this got out of hand.
It sounds like heaven mixed with world peace and orgasms. The acoustics in this car are awesome. Or it's the weed idk either way it's great
He asked me "did you used to go to church" while we were having sex.
Having a man strip on demand was an awesome way to start birthday. What more could a girl ask for? U the best!
They should just send me home - I'm literally doing nothing but watching porn and listening to pandora.
DONT YOU DARE DIE YET THERE IS SO MUCH SEX TO BE HAD
Of course I fucked him. He's a professional beat boxer, his entire job is to do complicated shit with his tongue.
hey. this is your former cousin. you boned my best friend last night.
Dude, I just turned down sexual favours because I need to study... What the fuck is wrong with me?
try to milk me bitch
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