I pretty much can't stop smiling when I talk to you. Even when you talk about disease and infectious diarrhea.
Man, the last time I saw you you were giving me a thumbs up while being pulled out the bar by your belt from some girl.
His wife found out about our affair the same day he got fired for it.
my heaven will be filled with hot naked men covered in chick-fil-a sauce and me wearing a bib
the night probably should have been over when the guy let her fill out my mechanical bull waver for me because i couldn't read
Wait does semen show up on blood tests?
YOUR DICK HAS BEEN IN ME I DO NOT WANT TO BE SET UP TO MEET YOUR FRIENDS
I'm making a quesadilla and including it in the picture because that's the only way I think I can send her dick pics.
To confirm, you are a grown ass man and you just asked me what her vag looked like.
Might be using my graduation money to pay for an abortion.
Take your time. I'm mowing the lawn. In the dark. Drunk.
a large sweaty girl i dont know is sleeping in my bed. A scotish man and a small child looking dude are on the couches im on the floor sleeping and im ok with it
So now I have had sex with 2 people my son graduated high school with.
I just got offered free tattoos if I smuggle some guns from OKC to Dallas for a guy in the hells angels
he walked off and puked in the sand. then he made a sand castle over it so that "it wouldn't upset the kids"
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