this is amy. the small petlike person from the womens bathroom at the reef.
Small dicks are the new regular sized dicks.
It was like his mom forgot to breastfeed him and he was making up for lost time.
i love how people use prayer to talk shit about eachother in a 'holy' manner.
come home now. i got a twizzler tangled in my hair again
i don't remember it, but i know we had sex because my stuffed animals were facing the wall
other girls like to lick balls but none of them live for it like u do
If we could never, ever tell mike i pissed in his closet, that would be really really great
Dude I am not desperate enough to pay my dealer in change. Maybe tomorrow.
Hello, the Less Drunk that has my sister's phone. I am the Moderately Drunk. I am questioning your Friday activities. Why are you not the More Drunk?
I'm so glad we both made out with him though. I feel like that really brought us together
So dude comes out in a full body leotard and a wand and announced he's king of the gays. Chicago is a weird but fun place
If I'm going to keep blacking out this much I need to start taking more pictures.
If he thinks I'm canceling my orgy to coddle his stupid fucking behavior, he has another thing coming
My roommate just woke up to me masturbating in our room. I figured this would happen eventually.
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