Can you send me a pic of you vag, I'm sexting the guy and he wants a pic but I didnt shave
dude are you serious?
I know you already have a pic on your phone
Enough with studying for finals. Time to put that my little pony coloring book to use.
i think i have herpe
just one?
And my awkwardness continues. I felt the need to send him a text that said roar. I did it.
yea pretty sure we followed the trail of your spaghetti-o vomit to find the car
I love watching others lives come down to our level.
it's great music for shaving your balls
Find out what day classes start and I will come down to Richmond that weekend. Any broad who claims to be 18-21 will be promptly ID'd. My job has trained me to spot a fake from a mile away, and I don't need a statutory rape charge.
Just talked to Kate. She said I called her on Friday night. She said I was crying for 5 minutes because we were parked in front of a fire hydrant.
it's not like this is the first time she's brought a guy home and I'm the one who hooks up with him
I just had a contest with the toilet to see who could hold their breath longest.
I won
You made a course evaluation for your vagina? Wow. You really are a professor now.
Side note: the physics of a guy my size and age getting laid in the backseat of a Toyota Camry are absolutely staggering
I will never look at a penis the same again. After that I will appreciate them so much more than I do. Makes me wanna kiss yours just for being pretty
its the 14th virginity that counts the most anayways
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