I think men at large are the problem in most or all relationships. It's like trying to drag a three-legged retarded puppy through an obstacle course
i just yelled "run, its godzirra!" to an asian kid who looked confused by the tornado alarm test
I almost masterbated to the avatar love scene ha it was so hot
No, he's fine. He only wanted to know why there were traffic pylons in the living room and how the peanut butter got on the ceiling.
you fully convinced the taxi driver that we were in a race
Almost propositioned sex in exchange for a study guide for my final tomorrow.
Yeah like 200 white people came and they are playing that one Biggie Smalls song everyone knows.
I like to balance the number of cups of coffee to bong rips in the morning before work.
As I was sneaking out of his house last night his moms lover was sneaking in, he held the door for me...
He wanted me to blow him while he did curls and looked at himself in the mirror. Not sure if gay or ego maniac.
the liver wants what the liver wants
An old biker dude just flirted with me at Food City. I enjoyed it. God damn I need to get laid.
Really this has to stop, if they get any younger we will be breaking the law
does 2pm fall under the wake n bake category?
How did you get so drunk?
Alcohol.
Randomize
