She's hot and she went to Notre Dame. I want to fuck the Catholic right out of her
I think we should make Neil Patrick Harris a permanent part of our role playing.
does it still count as break up sex if it's 4 months later? sorry i'm just looking for an excuse to fuck him.
Also, new rule: You are no longer allowed to send me a text with the word "dildo" in it before 10am.
do you think theyll let us bring mariachis to the strip club?
Let's just say, at one point i got woken up at 4am by a naked guy who was offering me steak, in a cup.
How much more is Amanda Bynes going to rip out our hearts?!?!?
She had pubes that could make an episode of Duck Dynasty. Fear the Vag Beard
"Like what guy would respond to 'let's fuck. I've got bagels'??"
I need time to grow out my leg hair and not be sad anymore
My cousin was arrested on a class b felony for selling meth out of the back door of McDonald's where he worked. Apparently it was the extra special sauce.
It was a career choice to be sure... Mistakes were made.
I know that you sometimes make decisions based on comedic effect, but losing your virginity shouldn't be one of them.
Fucked him in a graveyard. Need plan b.
Refresh my memory....were we forced to leave or did we choose to leave?
The Domino's delivery guy is in front of me at The Wendy's drive-through. Hmmm.....
Randomize
