Broke my phone, have no voice AND I was blackout by 3 p.m...I'm betting I had a great time.
I haven't worn deodorant in like three days and have been laying around in my underwear listening to music and drinking. I think i've made my own Bonnaroo in my apartment.
i threw up on the blunt... he was pissed.
I don't think he understands what an important role his penis plays in my level of self esteem
All i have left of him are the magnum X-Large condoms he left in my room, knowing full well that no other guy I hook up with will be able to fill his shoes. He taunts me.
My goal for tonight: make tomorrow as awkward as humanly possible.
she had that "i just got used" look on her face when i kicked her out at 5am
We sat in his closet and drank four loko out of my camelbak for an hour in the dark. You tell me how my night went.
Joined a porch party below me by climbing out the window and jumping off the roof. Tonight will be good
he said he needs a little more pabst, some time to jack off and a sandwich and he'll be ready
Would it be inappropriate to trade Christmas cookies for sex?
Made up a full house drinking game
On my way.
I have a bad feeling I'm going to like this fuck buddy
Random pof guy just messaged me initiating a Pokemon battle. Want to be a bridesmaid?
All i remember from last night was that i was sitting on the toilet for a good hour eating a philly cheesesteak hotpocket... then i woke up... in my bed.
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