she claims you yelled BOMBS AWAY when you came. tell me she's lying
but she didn't tell you i squeezed, built up pressure, and napalmed her face as i yelled it, did she
I don't care if the man pisses on teenage girls, he's enchanting.
I found out what happened to that girls weave last night. It was draped over a bush in my backyard.
Going to the u of w I constantly have that moment of, oh hey I felt you up at that rave at folk fest that one time. Winnipeg is too small.
It was like I was playing the clarinet on his penis. And I just kept saying I'm sorry.
You climbed out your own window and walked in the front door..
So I'm about to drive his drunk ass home and he spits on my car. Before I can say, "Dude, what the fuck?!", he puts his finger to my lips and goes "shhh, its in the past."
He's such a neat freak that he started making the bed while I was still laying on it naked. He succeed in case you were wondering.
It was great. Except he kept asking me to lick his butthole, I was like firm no
Maybe if you would fuck your boss you would get string cheese too
Already doing pt exercises by picking my margarita up off the night stand. Fuck yeah.
The girls said some drunk guy in footie pajamas was asking for me when they opened the doors. I thought we agreed you were gonna stay home and microwave me some bacon.
When are you getting back?
Well google maps doesn't have an estimated time for crawling... Could be days
I'm not having sex with him if he doesn't believe in gay marriage and abortions.
My ex's sister asked me to be her date to Thanksgiving. Should I go?
Threesome!
Randomize
