that's the type of pussy you go to the bathroom and wack off before you fuck her, just to last longer inside of her!
and those juicy C cups turned out to be oddly-shaped A's when her padded bra came off.
He keeps apologizing for not being able to get hard when he's drunk. We havent even left the club yet.
For someone who "only drinks patron" your lack of pickiness with men alarms me
I just heard someone say "gosh-darnit" and they didn't have a southern twang. I worry for New York.
Even though we had just had to physically take her off of someones lawn she was peeing on when they came outside, she still insisted on walking unassisted the rest of the way home. It was dignity meets shit show.
I'm just gonna plan on never getting a bf. everything I touch turns to gay
Nothing motivates a person to clean their apartment like puking up cheese ravioli beer-tequila chicken wings for eight hours.
Got it in all night, now at a bar at 730 am and we are the only two people here. Somewhere my mid twenties father is applauding me.
My Wonder Woman lingerie has been defiled by man. I'm a horrible Amazon.
I thought it was improvement but then i realized sex isn't an emotion and I hate everyone
Tell the cops to let you through! Tell them you need to do drugs!
Well I didn't spend $7 on an Uber just to get limp dick
last night I used snow as a chaser
one week and then i'm back on the sexual grind. a party is being planned in my vagina's honor
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