it was all downhill after the free blackjack taco
Ok. Also I almost just threw up. Seriously. I was think to myself "really? Here? Now? At my work desk?" and then it went away.
You were pissed we didn't change the movie to Eurotrip so you kept singing "Scotty Doesn't Know" over and over until you passed out.
BTW, it's bullshit to say that not doing a shot is unpatriotic. You know how I fall for that.
Precisely. She's an awesome drinking companion; yet, not so awesome mother-in-law material.
the campus cop used the word depravity in our citation.
According to this USDA thing I just read, I should either get upper respiratory issues or begin to bleed from my nose and mouth.
Ya. I wonder how much being a beard for a major league baseball player pays. This could be a lucrative arrangement...
Dude that soap I drank last night is fucking killing me.
She must've been waiting down the street cause after I said I specialized in inner-thigh-face-massage it couldn't have been 2 minutes until she was on my couch.
Yeah, tell that to my thumb. Cause it was up my ass all night waiting for you.
then she lifted her dress, tweaked her own nipples, and then ordered another round for everyone. this place is wild at 9pm.
Yeah I was just reminiscing about that time a seagull shit on your head at the beach
She didn't get a tit job, she's just wearing the right size bra for once
sorry for the late response. was in jail for 6 months.
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