i didnt know what to say other then wrong hole.....after that the moment was ruined.
i have now learned nap means the same thing as sex in college
We have nothing in common but the sex rocks, would it be awful to develop a drug habit just to have a topic of conversation?
I faked it too. I just spit on your bed.
We went into lab today and when no one was looking i touched our cadaver's penis!
Yeah I made some freshmen feed me oddles of noodles and I passed out
He needs to seriously stop texting me at 3am for sex. Late night and early morning hours are for the guys who DON'T bust a nut in the first 5 minutes of making out.
Yeah minute men are best for late afternoons when you're inbetween running errands and have nothing to do.
Can we just talk about how the only thing I have on my camera from this weekend is a video of you putting your whole fist in your mouth hahahha
Did you survive the Atlanta roadway snowpocalypse?
All the bars are closed. Might as well be dead.
he came during what was supposed to be the foreplay blowjob. there goes my evening.
Ok she stopped using her fork and knife and is legit eating that steak using her hands.
i've now hooked up with two guys who have tattoos of their sister's names...so that's a reality i have to live with...
It's now officially the Christmas season, so I have no shame in drinking evernog.
How drunk was I last night?
You tried to unlock a door with your dick. That drunk.
Not the explanation for the cock bruise that I was looking for.
you asked how they got the microwave in the air. we had to explain three times that it was mounted there until you finally feel asleep
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