when I scratched it gently some sort of watery looking stuff came out...so then I just stopped thinknig about it.
New high or new low? Cat walked into the bathroom while I was taking a #2, looked @ me, sneezed and walked out..
Why are we friends again?
Everytime she tries to call me all I can think about is when she tripped walking down my steps during her walk of shame. Then I laugh until it goes to voicemail
I wasn't excited about it either, but if I was going to have her take a load on her face, role playing as some french dude is the least I could do
you tried to do a keg stand and ended up flipping over it and onto the table
just as he was about to cum he started shouting "I THINK I CAN! I THINK I CAN!" over and over again.
WHY AREWNT YOU HERE SO MUCH FUN STUFF DO IT GET IN CAR NOW caps lock
She's an ex-convict. She actually got stabbed in the face with a pen while in prison. No big deal.
I'm eating my emotions. I am no longer interested in anybody other than my own hand and vagina.
How interesting! I'm adding this to my list of things to discuss with you between fucks.
As if finding out the man you just had sex with is married isn't bad enough, it gets so much more awkward when his wife comes in to comfort you...
You both ran and jumped into the tub yelling Jamaican bobsled team
DOUBLE NIPPLE PIERCINGS ARE HORRIFYING
He said the main reason he fucked me was cause of my storm trooper tattoo. IT ATTRACHES ALL THE HOT NERDS
There was one thing about my NYC trip I forgot to tell you: I took a dump in Trump Tower
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