I just woke up in the coolest sweatsuit i have ever seen..it has cory's name on the tag...do we know a cory?
in a basement doing blow off a prince dvd next to a chick in a saddam mask
i dont think duct tape can fix my g spot
lets call myth busters
When she was giving me head last night it felt like there was a NASCAR pit crew working on my dick.
Hahahaha you would not believe what I just pulled out of my vagina. Actually you probably wouldn't be surprised.
did you know that if you have sex in the elevator on the way up that people can still get in?
Either your boy toy or the kid who pulled a knife on me in high school is here
He told me my outfit made me look like a twelve year old then proceeded with "but you don't look like a whore"
Naw. I'm tired and I'd have to shave my legs. I doubt the sex or the company would be worth it.
How do I have sand in my vagina if we were an hour away from the beach?
Dude, you kicked in the door to get to a six-person orgy while yelling "I JUST WANT TO LEARN!!"
It's very rude to dive mouth-first into someone's crotch without knowing if their wife is cool with it.
I just had all of the sex. All of it.
don't let your emotions get tangled in that sexy beard of his.
This is a life or shit situation. Grab me toilet paper asap. This bathroom is fucking out. This is not a test. This an actual emergency and I am not joking.
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