My nipple is on Facebook.
This is evicking siegelnvs
Im sorry?
This is fucking ridiculous*
im walking the streets of bville with a bag of cat food..looking for my car. i dont ever want to turn 21 again.
i havent thrown up in four monthes, im clearly not drinking enough
walkin around the woods blazed, drawing pictures of trees and plants, i get a grade for this
NASCAR RACE 2010 NO REGRETZZZ!!!
It is literally 8 in the morning.
Woke up under the lifeguard stand sleeping next to mitch our homeless friend. I bartered a summer wardrobe for his last 5 dollar to buy a bfast sandwich. Bring clothes
Dude she's famous. She's on an episode of campus pd. Can't not fuck her
It feels kinda weird thanking you for sucking my dick, but I just don't know what else to do right now
You got into a heated argument about Frankenstein's intelligence while double fisting burritos from taco bell.
I think I'm goin to jail but either way I had a blast.
Yeah, I fucked him. and the worst part is his name was Jesus. And nobody said it in Spanish. Just Jesus. There is no way I can avoid burning when I walk into a church from now on.
I was on the verge of being completely over him and then he went and made his Instagram not private... ITS LIKE HE KNEW
I can't believe I got dumped for a fat chick, but at least I got four and a half years worth of free shit. So we can call it even.
nothing like waking up to a voice mail saying your std test came back negative
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