Contrary to popular belief alot of woman do actually enjoy sucking cock.
i think i would be more confident if i were chinese.
There's nothing like vomiting in the restroom at work to remind you that you're not in college anymore.
sellin beer in gallon jugs is both the best and worst idea ever. Im only gonna have one beer...but its gonna be 128 ounces.
Threw a lawn chair at the neighboors dog. I think I killed him. Come here and assess this
I booty called her while she was in labor.
Just had a tv talk show interview in my mirror. Got into to some pretty heavy shit man, would have made good viewing.
They're not that bad of drunks, they come back to the vehicle with more stuff than they went in with, so its a profitable venture.
Our room will be decorated with my urine.
got one for peeing in public....called the cop a donut dunking communist...should be a fun court appearance
I am not even close to finishing violently masturbating over that video.
On the upside, no one went to the hospital! Lex's friend was definitely on fire at one point last night though because he tried to juggle tiki torches. He was shirtless this morning and smelled like a BBQ.
your girlfriend showed us your homemade porn last night.
One day, I might be old and married wishing I could bang everyone... and that'll be a problem. So I feel in my heart it's something I need to do.
well true... there's not a real discreet way to masturbate in public
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