Of course we end up in a gay bar... And I have to tell you there are some hot dudes here, should I pass around your Facebook?
I either date the nice guys or the assholes. There isn't any in between.
You need to find a taint.
How do 1 in 4 women misread a pregnancy test; how stupid are women?
never let anyone you met on skype borrow your car. lesson learned.
I'm at taco bell and they have a hiring sign asking "do you like to melt things?" clearly they only want the ambitious.
Well I put her head right through the headboard. Thank god the room was under her name.
Does she know that uploading nude photos to photobucket and networking are two different things? You may want to ask.
Just woke up to the best idea ever. Vodka infused BUTTER. Take a second, and think of the possibilities.
I should have questioned it early on when they said bring beer and chocolate syrup
I think I should advise against you hooking up with a guy that throws "the shocker" up in all of his pictures on facebook. Just sayin.
Are you high right now?
is that a question or a drake reference?
It's national boyfriend day supposedly, would it be appropriate if I posted a picture of my dildo?
Please tell me you werent the one who replaced every beer bottle in my fridge with a picture of a baby kitten.
... and if i was..
Fuck. You.
for the record im never blowing a guy on the toilet again, that was sad and degrading
final thoughts: i just want someone into choking me out, weed and anime
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