oh posh. I need a real boy. To fill my void. This guy has potential. He is a Republican.
***** and i were talking about Republicans today. They are usually the champs of mediocrity but we decided mediocrity is underrated.
I woke up naked this morning and I found out that I thought I was Adam last night and Eve was my wife so I ran naked saying I was in the Garden of Eden and I could shit wherever I wanted.....too bad the garden was in my friends apt.......I spent the morning cleaning and have reached a new low
when she was 9 she got kicked out of our 4-H camp dance for pole dancing on the spirit stick
Your car is in front of my house. Keys are in the mailbox. There is a fire hydrant in your trunk. Happy Birthday
She said she'll drive over, bang, and then head home. It's like ordering a pizza.
I just realized that I have dated 5 unemployed guys...and 3 that drove pt cruisers...Turns out I do have a type.
I was like can I please fuck your hips back into realignment
Nothing says Panama City like condoms washing up on the shore.
Oh okay well are you handling the "just sex part" like a professional hooker like I taught you?
I hate to stick you with the friend but I did all the work.
I saw the attitude and didn't even try. Line of the night from one guy who talked with them for a while said, "I don't meet you standards. I have a job and would treat you well." She was blank faced.
Oh hell no my vagina is on that screenshot
I just want some dick and chicken fingers please advise
hitting rock bottom is getting taziki in your hair & simply putting it in a bun instead of actually dealing with it, just like your problems
How did I end up with the cock ring?!
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