I told u I don't really remember everything lol i pretty much remember not lasting as long as I norm and that I wore a condom, I hate condoms
yeah, but that could mean anything in Denmark.
i just want to meat her and do terribly wonderful things to her vagina...
bowling with tennis balls and shot glasses. whatever you dont knock down after 2 rolls, you drink.
I need to talk about my life with someone. Preferably with someone who hasn't tried to jizz on me
Or I die of a heart attack, which is the more likely/less fun scenario.
he prob just wants to be friends and here i am photoshopping our kids
Getting wasted on top of a casino. My penis is so much higher than everyone else's right now.
Its amazing how creative youll get when your house has been out of toilet paper for a week and a half
so according the 72 facebook statuses i put up last night that i don't recall, i would say it was a success. how about you?
And then he told me he just wanted me to hold his cock while we watched tv...
Sometimes I think I have so much sex with you to be sure you're actually straight.
You are my mentor.
I drank wine out of a protein shake bottle last night. You may want to rethink that statement.
I supernannyed him into submission
I got pulled over by the same cop in a 4.5 hour window. Got off both times. Fuck yes.
Randomize
