please tell me if i'm home and in my bed
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come find me please
One date. That's all it took. I want to have his geunis babies in me. One date.
then he tried to tell me how many times he had seen Scott's dick. his estimate was about 180 times. he thought I didn't understand.
The good thing about having holes in your nose from all the drugs you do is that you can't smell nasty things. Like puke.
I took "we live within stumbling distance of the bar" as an invitation and challenge
Just read 119 best sex positions. I wanna try 107 of them. Can I put you down for 50?
I feel like vibrating beds are just synonymous with venereal diseases.
She wouldnt stop trying to stick her finger in my ass. I wish she wasnt so hot
That's one good thing about being an only child. I can masturbate wherever the fuck I want
He told me"I think your ready for this" and went into his closet whipped out a movie certiffied light saber.
Nothing like putting a Percocet up your nose because you spent your night drinking heavily and can't drink water to make you heavily reconsider your life choices
According to the arrest report, I shouted "no, YOU put some pants on" at the cop. Downhill from there.
I just realized how terrible that was... I was drumming on your penis to a song about Baby Jesus.
Blacked out and Irish exited last night. At dinner. On a Sunday.
He stole one of my good bras again. If I'm not getting laid I'm not putting with this shit. Also it's a walk of shame for you today, my car is suicidal again.
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