Dont touch anything! You just got rid of your crabs!
For the record dan just proved he knows the first and last names of ALL the members of NSync. Jury is no longer out on his sexuality.
Because of no shave november, it's no boys december... pay back
I want to tell you about my weekend in person so I can see your look of judgement and disgust.
So, Southern Comfort will donate 25 cents for every bottle sold towards Gulf Coast Relief... Can we save the wetlands through my alcoholism?
I dont know why the TSA people are looking at me wierd. I mean there is no way i am the only hungover college girl here with nine tally marks on her hand and last nights glitter on her face
No, he attached a coozie to his crutches so he can carry his beer around the party.
Lesson learned. Never get fingered on an airplane.
I sent him a naked picture of me with the caption "I lost at beer pong, this was a dare. Hope your nights going as good as mine" I've never talked to him in my life, this is a strange way to start.
I can feel my moral fiber fraying.
I do wanna see you. And we can just lay here and watch a movie and listen to me cry.
PS: I just woke up from my shower
When the theology professor asked me what touched me most about this trip to Rome, I guess "the guy from last night" wasn't the proper response.
Oral stamina is what keeps life exciting
-367$ and a torn scrotum.. Panama wins
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