Omg! Love it! Cant find L*****
What!!?? Like after last night you lost her?
Yea me and L***** came back to out hotel at 3am to regroup then went back out; police and 2 bars later, I don't know what happened. Vegas is nuts!
did you wind up at some random place? and do you remember face planting into the fireplace?
Uhhh...do I owe you any money? Or an apology? Or anything?
he refuses to go down on me anymore when he's high because he thinks my clit piercing stares at him
who's fault is it that she tells me today she is only 16 because i definately met her at the bar...
Just watched a UNI fan at the bar lick the tears off of a KU fans face.. See what march madness does to people
And just when I was about to fall asleep, he hit me in the face, and claimed he's a "violent sleeper".
He hid IN a snowbank for 2 hours waiting for me to come home. This game has to stop before someone dies.
I walked home with an awkward asain couple. There was a language barrier but I think we're friends now.
May or may not be going home with my jamitor. i'm kiddong, btw, i have no idea. i'll let you know soooon.
Keywords: shitstorm, police, jail.
he said "GREAT SCOTT" as he was cumming.
For the record you're a very classy lady and your love for and mastery of strap-ons is amazing. I would gladly marry you and father your offspring
It took me longer to jump start my car and get to his house than the fucking actually took.....
I wish he’d realize all I want is dick. He’s my boytoy. He’s a stunt cock. \n\nCome over, fuck me silly, eat some leftovers, fuck me again, then go back to the frat house
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